Theoretically Speaking, S4:E6:

What Makes Polka, “Polka?”

When I submitted last week’s article, I told my wife I didn’t know what genre to write about next. She jokingly suggested:

Polka.

And I said, “Hmmm….”

She was born in Poland and emigrated to the US with her family when she was a young teen. They had heard a lot about the lights of New York City but weren’t really impressed when they finally got there.

Her father played mandolin and once told me he knew two and a half songs. Back in Poland, he played those songs over and over at gatherings because they were all he knew. And people danced over and over.

When he sold his house a few years ago and came to live with us, we found an accordion.

But, man, it’s hard.

You have to play piano with one hand, press buttons with the other, and pull and squeeze the bellows, all at the same time. It’s like simultaneously patting your head, rubbing your belly, and skipping rope.

So we have a familiarity with polka, though we’re not what you’d call fans. But at her silly suggestion I started looking into it.

And it turns out to be as interesting as any other genre, with its own evolutions and adaptations and oddities.

And it’s so flippin’ happy. Roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun.

Polka comes from the area that used to be known as Bohemia.

Polka’s exact birthdate is unknown, probably sometime in the 1820s or 30s. It became popular in Prague in 1835, and in Vienna in 1839, and in Paris in 1840. Trends travel much faster now.

We don’t really know who invented it. We’re not even sure how it got its name.

“Polka” is a Polish word for “Polish woman,” but there’s a Czech word “pulka,” which means “half.” Polka music is in 2/4 or 2/2 time, meaning half as many beats per measure and in 4/4 (AKA common time). So maybe the count gave the music its name, or maybe the music reminded someone of Polish women.

That story probably isn’t true.

Historians think the Polka dance came from the waltz. When the waltz was first introduced, it caused an uproar. Holding your partner so close? Scandalous!

Eventually, the furor died down and the waltz became part of polite society. Which meant polite society needed another shake up, so the music was changed from 3/4 to 2/4 and sped up. Dancers still held each other but they sort of hopped around the room.

“Pop culture loves to outrage the previous generation’s norms,” Rick March said.

We’ve seen this in many of the genres we’ve talked about here. Each new style is supposed to be the end of civilization.

But the kids – and it’s always the kids – ignore their parents and happily polka or jitterbug or twist the night away.

Civilization doesn’t end. It evolves.

TNOCs.com contributing author Bill “Kielbasa” Bois

Songs evolve, too. It’s hard to believe in today’s litigious atmosphere, but in past centuries, one could write new lyrics for an existing song and claim it as his own. This was especially easy if the new lyrics were in a different language. 

In 1927, Czech composer Jaromír Vejvoda wrote an instrumental polka called “Modřanská polka,” which means “Polka of Modřany.”

Instruments evolve into being, too. The accordion is often compared to the harmonica, but it’s a descendant of the sheng.

The sheng was invented in China over 3,000 years ago. It has several thin pipes, each producing a different pitch, and the player’s breath is directed into the pipes by placing fingers over a hole on each pipe.

The sheng was first brought to Europe in the early 1800’s. Not so coincidentally, the accordion, the harmonica, and the reed organ were all invented shortly thereafter.

All four instruments make their sounds by forcing air over reeds that are fixed at one end and vibrate at the other as the air passes over them. The sheng and harmonica use lung power to move the air. The reed organ and accordion use bellows.

You can inhale and exhale through both the sheng and the harmonica. Likewise, you can open or close an accordion’s bellows to get the air flowing over the reeds.

In the 1860s, a man named Paolo Soprani improved the accordion’s basic design and started manufacturing them in Castelfidardo, Italy.

Prior to the introduction of the accordion, polka was played on brass and woodwind instruments like clarinets, trumpets, trombones, and other instruments known in the classical orchestra. The saxophone was invented in the 1840s and took a while to get popular, but it eventually became a standard polka instrument, too.

Having said that, the accordion is the instrument most closely associated with polka. There are dozens of types and sizes of accordions, but the basic difference is whether the right hand plays buttons or a piano-like keyboard. If it’s buttons, the instrument is called a concertina. Proper accordions always have a keyboard. Either way, they’re both used in polka and many other genres.

All over the world, the accordion is considered a classical instrument. In the U.S. and Canada however, it has a reputation as less than serious.

When immigrants brought the polka and the accordion with them to North America, something interesting happened.

Fads come and go and, let’s face it, genres are fads that eventually lose favor. That happens faster now. You may remember from previous articles that baroque lasted for a hundred and fifty years. Nü-metal lasted for five.

Meanwhile back in the homeland, the polka faded from popularity.

As the polka craze grew across Europe, each region developed its own variations.

These varieties came to America. These are pretty slight and sometimes only true aficionados can tell them apart, but the differences are:

• The Polish version around New York and Chicago tends to be loud, with electric bass guitar and full drum sets. 
• The Slovenian style in the Cleveland area has tinges of jazz.
• Wisconsin and Minnesota have the German “oom pah” beat, where the bass emphasizes the 1 and 5 of each chord. 

So many Germans moved to Wisconsin that the polka is the State Dance. (Of the 30 states with official State Dances, 21 have the square dance. Only Wisconsin has the polka, and only Hawaii has the hula.)

Germans moved to Texas and Mexico, too, and you can hear it in the music. Not that the Mexicans and the German-Americans socialized. They didn’t, really. But music travels through the air and can influence people from a distance.

“Beer Barrel Polka” was not the only polka to do well on the charts. Frank Yankovic’s “Just Because” sold a million copies, and was covered by both Elvis Presley and Paul McCartney. Yankovic is no relation to “Weird” Al Yankovic, but they’re both excellent accordion players and have each sold an awful lot of records.

Frankie Yankovic earned gold records for “Just Because” and “Blue Skirt Waltz,” though the awards themselves were lost in a 1970 house fire. He was known as “America’s Polka King” for many years and won the first Grammy for Best Polka Album in 1986.

The Grammys discontinued the Best Polka Album category in 2009. But in those 24 years, Jimmy Sturr won it outright 17 times and tied once.

And everyone across the country was exposed to polka through a different television show that ran, in one form or another, from 1951 to 1982.

That was, of course, “The Lawrence Welk Show.”

Or at least we pretended we didn’t, because Lawrence Welk wasn’t cool. But when we’re at wedding receptions, we can’t help but have a good time when someone plays “The Chicken Dance.”

In 1981, a band in Tulsa, Oklahoma wanted to spice up their performance with a duck costume. The rental shops in town, however, didn’t have any duck costumes, but they did have a chicken costume. That’s why we know it as “The Chicken Dance” now.

Polka is alive and well, though some older fans think it may be starting to fade.

It’s continued this long, in part, because it’s so family friendly. Polka dances are open to everyone. They’re often in the daytime when kids are still awake.

While polka hasn’t changed much, some artists combine it with other genres. Brave Combo has won a couple Grammys doing just that, and bands like Winzige Hozen and The Dreadnoughts drive purists crazy by taking polka into punk territory.

It’s hard to say where polka is going from here.

But it’s not going away.

For as long as there are Czech weddings and Polish church suppers, there will be polka.

Roll out the barrel:

We’ve got the blues on the run.

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