Polls Still Apart: Rolling Stone vs. Billboard – The Albums

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We’ve covered the singles. Now it’s time for: the Rolling Stone 500 Greatest Albums Of All Time.

The ‘All Time’ rider not quite so dismissive of human history this time, given that the first album was released sometime in the late 19th Century.

In time honoured tradition we start with the top 10;

  • 10. Lauryn Hill – The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill
  • 9. Bob Dylan – Blood On The Tracks
  • 8. Prince and The Revolution – Purple Rain 
  • 7. Fleetwood Mac – Rumours
  • 6. Nirvana – Nevermind
  • 5. The Beatles – Abbey Road 
  • 4. Stevie Wonder – Songs In The Key Of Life
  • 3. Joni Mitchell – Blue
  • 2. Beach Boys – Pet Sounds
  • 1. Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On

The full list is here.

And there’s no way we can proceed without saying: an incredibly tone-deaf magazine founder is here.

This time out, commercial performance and critical acclaim are more in line than the songs were. 34 of the 100 biggest selling albums make it into the hallowed 500. 

The one album to appear in the top 10 of both lists is Rumours, which completes the synchronised sweep of occupying 7th position here as well on the UK and US sales lists. 

Dovetailing of critical / commercial success does not extend to the most prolific purveyor of albums: Garth Brooks. He may have six of the 100 biggest selling albums in US history but he doesn’t make the grade where the pollsters are concerned. Still no love for Chris Gaines. 

Chart performance matches closely to the RS 500 songs. 117 of these songs were Billboard #1s with a total of 314 making the top 40. 

The highest rated album not to breach the top 40 is Public Enemy: It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back at #15 on the list having peaked at #42 on the charts. 

The highest rated act never to even trouble the top 100 is Velvet Underground & Nico at #23. The VU cement a place as critical darlings.

Four of their five studio albums appear. The one that misses out is the Doug Yule-led finale Squeeze that you may struggle to remember existed. Or in the case of ardent VU fans may prefer to pretend never existed. 

The other notable critical smash conspicuous by a lack of actual sales are Big Star who place all three of their 70s studio albums. Their only omission being the 2005 reformation effort; In Space.

Others have managed to combine art and commerce to good effect. 

Kanye places six of his studio albums on the list – as said last time, whether the critical acclaim survives his personal transgressions is another matter. 

  • Kendrick Lamarr scores with three of his four studio albums.
  • Jimi Hendrix has a perfect record of all three studio albums making the list. 
  • Nirvana miss out with Bleach, but Nevermind and In Utero are joined by their MTV Unplugged performance. 

As usual, The Beatles enter the conversation.

Their position is complicated by Capitol bowdlerising the early albums meaning they released more albums in the US than UK.

Removing Capitol’s tinkering, they recorded 12 studio albums, eight of which appear here.

With an added extra from the Capitol cash ins:

  • Abbey Road #5
  • Revolver #11
  • Sgt Pepper #24
  • White Album #29
  • Rubber Soul #35
  • Meet The Beatles #197
  • A Hard Day’s Night #263
  • Help! #266
  • Let It Be #342

Pretty impressive that their career encompassed so much and ended with their most acclaimed album. In order of recording at least.

No one can match Bob Dylan for longevity.

2001s Love and Theft appears at #411 – his 31st studio album, released 39 years after the first. 

The big hitters are:

  • 9. The Beatles + two solo John Lennon and one each for Paul McCartney and George Harrison. 
  • 8. Bob Dylan 
  • 6. Rolling Stones, Neil Young (who also has a seventh with CSN&Y) and Kanye
  • 5. David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen and Led Zeppelin
  • 4. Joni Mitchell, Velvet Underground (Lou Reed with a fifth solo effort), The Who, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Radiohead and Pink Floyd

There is a reason why these names always crop up: they are legends.

But it does lend itself to predictability. There are 244 acts that appear on both the song and album lists.

All those usual suspects are reflected in the decade by decade tally with the 70s once again taking the honours and way ahead of the rest. 

Where it differs to last time is that the 90s rise from fourth to second, led by alternative rock and the expanding influence of rap.

1970 to 72 are the peak years, that three year stretch contributing 23, 22 and 23 albums.   

All but three years from 1964 through to 80 make it into double figures. Just like last time, 1974 bucks the trend, falling well short of the rest of the decade and contributing only eight. 

Just like the songs list, soundtracks fare badly in comparison to sales figures. There are only six of them in comparison to the eight in the 100 biggest sellers. Purple Rain #8 and Saturday Night Fever #163 are back again, The Beatles factor sees their first two films represented (justice for Yellow Submarine!) with a couple more well deserved deeper cuts in Superfly #76 and The Harder They Come #174.

It’s the other way round for the live album. Only Garth Brooks Live and Eric Clapton Unplugged made the biggest sellers. Apologies to fans of Garth and Eric, but the pollsters do it better with this far more exciting selection:

  • James Brown Live At The Apollo, 1962 #65
  • Allman Brothers At Filmore East #105 
  • Aretha Franklin Amazing Grace #154 
  • Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison #164 
  • Sam Cooke Live At The Harlem Square Club, 1963 #240
  • Nirvana MTV Unplugged #279 
  • BB King Live At The Regal #299 
  • Neil Young Rust Never Sleeps #296 
  • Kiss Alive! #305 
  • The Who Live At Leeds #327 
  • MC5 Kick Out The Jams #349 

There are a surprising 16 “Greatest Hits” in the mix. Which is where things get really confusing as to why these were deemed worthy of inclusion.

I can appreciate that some of the earlier artists are better served by a collection of their singles, like Robert Johnson, Buddy Holly and Jerry Lee Lewis. Though we then have Bob Marley & The Wailers, Madonna and Sly & The Family Stone, all of whom feature with studio albums and compilations. Fair enough, in each of their cases a compliation will be a great listen but why why they’re deemed more worthy than anyone else’s best of is a mystery to me.

Then we have the ones that aren’t just a greatest hits but a career spanning box set. I’ve crunched the numbers and the ideal for a great album is 10 to 12 tracks. No surprise there. Merle Haggard proves there are always exceptions with Down Every Road providing 100 tracks. Again, nothing against Merle but there are plenty of excellent box sets out there, so it seems a pretty arbitrary inclusion.  

As a vast contrast the Merle Haggard retrospective brevity is represented by Fela Kuti and Africa 70s: Expensive Shit #402. Two tracks, totaling 24 minutes. Some may call that “a single.”

Its also one of three album titles that has failed to mind its language along with:

Sex Pistols – Nevermind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols #80

* For those in need of clarification; Bollocks = vulgar slang in Britain for the exclamation of ‘nonsense’. As well as also referring to Testicles.

The More You Know!
And, also: Ewww!

And, <cough> Lana Del Ray at #321

The arbitrary nature of these lists takes a step up with country of origin and genre.

Given that this is Rolling Stone, its understandable that it orients towards US based rock. You could say its commendable that they have reached out to other areas like Jazz and Nigerian Jùjú.

Or you could say that the fact that a whole continent is represented by just King Sunny Ade, Fela Kuti and the Indestructible Beat Of Soweto might be selling Africa short.

Still better than Asia which has only Damo Suzuki of Can, purveyor of that traditional Japanese sound of Krautrock. BTS did make the songs list so that’s two out of 1,000. Or given that Damo is a fifth of Can, more accurately 1.2 out of 1,000. 

They have made efforts to be more inclusive with a much greater selection of rap acts in the latest version -while still leaving the likes of Jazz subject to a few token efforts from Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, John Coltrane and Alice Coltrane. A case of damned if you do reach out to other areas, and damned if you don’t.

It all leads to the conclusion that these polls are entirely pointless in determining musical worth.

Whilst still generating talking points for music nerds to endlessly pore over and debate.

Checks out.

Let’s round off with useless trivia:

The perfect harmony of a married couple is well represented. Or not so perfect given the dysfunction and outright abuse of some of these. Not all of them lived happily ever after. But these pairings all produced some amazing work together;

  • Paul & Linda McCartney
  • Ike & Tina Turner
  • Richard & Linda Thompson
  • Chris Frantz & Tina Weymouth
  • Christine & John McVie
  • Agneta & Bjorn
  • Anni-Frid & Benny
  • Jack & Meg White
  • Stephen Morris & Gillian Gilbert
  • Phil Spector & Ronnie Bennett
  • Kim Gordon & Thurston Moore

Then there’s these power couples that appear on the list separately;

  • Patti Smith & Fred ‘Sonic’ Smith
  • Beyonce & Jay-Z
  • Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love
  • John & Alice Coltrane 

Lastly: Pop Quiz!

We see what you did there.

How many albums feature a colour in their title? Glad you asked, 37 of them. See if you can guess them all, as a headstart here’s the colours;

  • Black = 10
  • Blue = 7
  • Pink = 3
  • Blonde = 3
  • Green 2
  • Red = 2
  • White = 2
  • Gold = 2
  • Yellow = 1
  • Orange = 1
  • Brown = 1
  • Silver = 1
  • Purple = 1
  • Grey = 1

I’ll leave you wracking your brains as to which album references brown.

The good news is: we can all meet up again in a few years when they next revise the lists – and do it all over again. 

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cstolliver
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September 27, 2023 5:02 am

As you can tell, I love a list analysis. Nicely done, JJ. And I don’t know whether it was your disclaimer or mt’s, but I’m glad that Wenner caption was there. What an idiot. If he even bothered to study his own magazine’s list, he’d have seen the ridiculousness of his “articulate” argument.

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September 27, 2023 11:00 am

{Editor’s note: JJ’s great writing always stands perfectly well on its own. But due to current events news-making by Wenner subsequent to article submission, I elected to add the note.

I greatly appreciate JJ’s indulgence and support for the choice.}

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September 27, 2023 7:54 am

Thanks for a great sequel. This list is not quite as egregiously negligent as the songs list, at least given that LPs weren’t really a thing until the 50s.

Still, as you mention, they decided to include compilations, which would give them a chance to include older artists. So why Robert Johnson but not Blind Willie McTell? Or, why Taylor Swift and not Bessie Smith? They didn’t have to open that can of worms.

Also, I love the Beatles, but “Help” is not a great album. It’s just barely a good album. It’s half-great (with most of those greats being singles) and half filler, and not even the “connective tissue” kind of filler of the list’s #1 pick. Maybe give the Beatles 8 rather than 9 slots and spare a mention of Odetta…

Also, while trying to find a downloadable version of the list, I chanced upon this article. Seems like Bill’s got some competition when it comes to fake names! Too bad these didn’t make it to the RS list:

https://uproxx.com/music/beastie-boys-ad-rock-fake-albums-rolling-stone/

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September 27, 2023 8:57 am

Ad-Rock is a man after my heart.

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September 28, 2023 9:18 pm

Help! is a great album. It’s much better than A Hard Day’s Night, IMO.

AHDN really only has four good songs (the title track, “I Should Have Known Better”, “Can’t Buy Me Love”, and “Things We Said Today”), none of which are as good as “Ticket to Ride” or “Yesterday” or even “I’ve Just Seen A Face”.

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September 29, 2023 8:00 am
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I’ll upvote for boldness, but…no way!

A Hard Day’s Night is a nearly perfect album. Not every track is stunning on its own, but they keep a nice pace, change up the styles, and include enough gems to keep things exciting. And yet, some of my favorite songs are the deep cuts, my #1 being the closer “I’ll Be Back.”

The highs of Help are really high, but it’s a collection of great singles with a few great B-sides, plus of bunch of padding. Not a collection that is greater than the sum of its parts, which is what I think should count for a great album.

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September 29, 2023 9:33 am
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I’d rate them about the same. AHDN also has “If I Fell”, which I think is a brilliant song. But I think “Help!” is pretty darned good. There’s more good than filler (but there is filler).

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September 27, 2023 7:58 am

Since I know you keep track of this kind of thing…

Was there any artist (not album) on the list you hadn’t heard of before looking at the list?

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September 27, 2023 9:37 am

If you aren’t familiar with Sister Nancy, you probably somehow missed Kanye West’s “Famous” (which heavily samples “Bam Bam”) when it came out. Even though it barely made the top 40 in both the US and the UK, it was a huge news item in 2016, mostly for the controversial video that had naked Madame Tussauds figures.

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September 27, 2023 8:57 am

The list of live albums is a good one. They’re all great albums, but seriously, Live At Leeds should be much higher up. I realize these lists are, as you say, “entirely pointless in determining musical worth,” but, c’mon. Alive is better than Live At Leeds? I don’t think so.

Excellent work as always, JJ. And thanks for the riddle at the end. I’m going to spend the rest of the day trying to come up with those colorful album titles.

Edit: Does “Blues” count as “blue?”

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September 27, 2023 9:25 am

Another why-do-you-care-about-this-so-much preference I have for lists like these is some sort of exclusion buffer for recent releases. So, no albums included from the past X years. To ensure that they do in fact stand the test of some time, rather than reflect impulses and embarrassing fads.

What should X equal? I’d say 10 years, but 5 would be reasonable as well. Then, when you do an update to the list, you can see what newer releases still seem worth a damn, especially relative to the older classics.

All of this is to say that Bad Bunny ain’t gonna last…

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September 27, 2023 9:40 am

I wouldn’t bet on that last part. He had the biggest album in America for all of 2022, which means the critical acclaim for his 2018 album probably will endure.

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September 27, 2023 9:57 am
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You’re probably right. And the charts will always be there as a record. But still, in the grand scheme of things, the music itself will largely be forgotten for the next high-charting fad.

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September 27, 2023 10:00 am

I say this with all the confidence of Jay-Z in 2009 regarding the death of autotune, and Theodor Adorno in 1933, with his essay “Farewell to Jazz,” that silly little fad.

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September 27, 2023 11:09 am

This “X-years” concept would make a great article.

What’s amazing about pop music (and I guess, pop culture in general) is how strong, influencing and prevalent something can be. And then – in, let’s say a decade, it will often decisively lean to either:

“Still brilliant and will last,” or

“Has aged poorly. What were we thinking, that we gave it such prominence?”

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September 27, 2023 11:51 am
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This is why I have a closet full of harem pants.

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September 27, 2023 4:23 pm
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I can’t touch that.

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September 27, 2023 4:29 pm
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Please, Aaron, don’t hurt ’em.

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September 27, 2023 5:42 pm
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Stop. Harem Time.

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September 29, 2023 2:07 am

The reign of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Club Band is over, apparently. I remember the old RS lists. Now that I finally agree with its lofty placing at the top, the Citizen Kane of rock and roll falls out of the top ten. Not really cool to champion “A Day in the Life”, but that song just floors me. For years, I’d annoy my two musician friends by suggesting that the album could have been improved if George Harrison switched-out “Within You Without You” with “A Northern Song”, which looks so lonesome on the Yellow Submarine soundtrack. The former has grown on me.

Another irony, the five-star ratings Bruce Springsteen albums automatically garnered came to an end, and then “The Boss” releases Western Stars, which to my ears sounds, like a late-period masterpiece but received an un-Rolling Stone-like four-star rating.. I remember a poster, who recently came out as Lotion’s lead singer raving over it, and I thought, yeah, his enthusiasm was matching mine. And this is how my random name-checking is related to TNOCS.

Somebody was quibbling over the 6 that Mr. Breihan assigned to “Walk Away, Renee”. Music is subjective. I don’t get mad or anything. But I admit to being confused. Both “Penny Lane” and “Walk Away, Renee” were released before I was born, but I always felt an intense affinity to the latter. So I responded to the post(not my own post) by mentioning that Lotion covered “Walk Away, Renee”. I couldn’t believe the response I got: “Yes, we did.”

So what is the point of this post?

Online music websites are great. Especially Stereogum, and the subculture of TNOCS, which I enjoy being a part of. But I do mourn what Rolling Stone has become, and even worse, of what I thought it once was, or what I thought it was. My fond memories of buying every issue at either the supermarket or Tower Records are tainted by Jann Wenner’s shocking comments. Just depressing stuff.

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September 29, 2023 3:33 pm

JJ, great article, but I do have some issues!!

  1. I know 300 people voted, which sounds like a lot…but is it? I feel like particular generations were overly represented, and other demographics underrepresented. You mentioned a definite lack of African/Asian artists, but I’d go a step further – why AREN’T more modern albums listed here?
  2. Listen, the Beatles are great; probably the best band of all-time, but wouldn’t this list be better served had an artist been limited to maybe 5 albums total? Or hell, get them arguing…only ONLY album allowed per artist, and watch the screaming begin.
  3. It’s something that annoyed me when VH1 (the adult version of MTV) did their top 100 countdown. Only Pearl Jam’s “Ten” and Nirvana’s “Nevermind” were from after 1990…and “Ten” was down in the 90s. Did music all of a sudden suck?
  4. What would YOUR top album list look like?
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October 1, 2023 3:26 pm

When an artist has a fluke hit, they end up being remembered, sometimes derogatorily, as a one-hit wonder instead of a beloved cult band. And that’s definitely Kevin Rowland. Too-Rye-Aye is a great album.

Greetings from Timbuk 3 is like Too-Rye-Aye. It’s not all about one song.

“All in All(This One Last Wild Waltz)” rules.

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