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Spies, Misdemeanors, And Other Musical Affairs: A Law Enforcement & Crime-Noir Jazz Soundtrack Playlist

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It begins with the drums:

Lightly dusted, with an understated classic swing feel.

A walking bass line slithers its way around the beat, as if it’s creeping down a back alley.

A spidery flute line enters: the aural equivalent of a tail lurking in the shadows, just out of sight.

The low brass enters like a train approaching from the distance, with an ominous sounding variation of the familiar main theme.

More horns pile on. The beat starts pounding harder, with everything getting persistently louder. It then modulates up a key, causing the suspension to build, almost unbearably so, until:

POW! 

The whole thing blows up, and a glittery trumpet solo manages to dodge the shrapnel and rise up majestically, followed by a magnificent wailing trombone solo.

Not to be deterred, the perilous theme is back! It wastes no time becoming increasingly menacing, climbing higher and higher. With brass blaring at a deafening volume and drums furiously banging and crashing, we’re just on the edge of being completely overpowered…

…until it all spectacularly erupts once again. And this time, it’s final.

Only the original muted drums and bass survive the wreckage, slinking stealthily back into the dark of night.

That is a description of the aptly named “Fallout!,” from the soundtrack of Peter Gunn:

A late 50s/early 60s tv show about a suave private detective with expensive tastes and a love of cool jazz.

Henry Mancini’s score oozes opulence from every pore and perfectly captures the aesthetic:

So many of the movies and television shows that focused on spies, detectives, and crime from the late 50s to about the mid 70s had amazing soundtracks.

I must come clean: I have never been particularly drawn to such fare. But the music that accompanied them is an entirely different story.

  • Sophisticated jazz, mostly in minor keys? 
  • Intriguing instrumentation indicating that something sinister is afoot? 
  • Surf-rock inspired beats complete with tremolo guitar lines? Even some funk-rock grooves

I’m in.

Some classic names in soundtrack composing and scoring were quite prolific in this era, and cranked out some exceptional music in service to the genre. It would simply be a shame to not luxuriate in this embarrassment of riches.

At the top of the heap, of course, is the James Bond theme.

Composed by Monty Norman and originally arranged by John Barry, it has appeared in some shape or form in every Bond film since Dr. No in 1962.

It’s the first thing that will come to mind for most people regarding music of this kind, not only because it continues to be used in the longest running spy franchise out there:

But because it totally rules.

The chromatic intro with its air of mystery, the iconic main theme, belted out by the brass, along with the rapid fire bottomed-out guitar line are all synonymous with espionage-related intrigue.

The final chord as heard on the John Barry Orchestra recording, the Em9(#7), is the stuff of legend,

I refer to it as the “James Bond chord” when I am working with other musicians, and they know exactly what I mean.

I’ve ended a church song on that minor-major 9 chord many times when it felt right, even though it’s never in the music.

Back in the 00s, when I was streaming on Rhapsody, I suddenly decided one day that I had to compile a playlist of spy/crime themed music for my own listening pleasure.

In 2020, I recreated it on Spotify and continued to add to it. There are defining sounds throughout that many will recognize

You’ve got your guitar lines in baritone register and saucy brass in spades.

You’ll also find glassy vibraphones, sultry saxophones, and foreboding flute lines – sometimes in a range so low that an alto flute must be employed.

(Be forewarned that the alto flute can and will seduce you to descend to depths from which you may never return.)

The harpsichord makes an appearance here and there, as it should. (Check out Roy Budd’s “Get Carter Theme“)

And what in the world is playing the melody on such themes as Mancini’s “Experiment in Terror,” and Barry’s “The Ipcress File” ? 

Woah.

It’s a Hungarian instrument by way of Asia, called a cimbalom (emphasis on the first syllable.)

It’s a large trapezoidal box with strings stretched across the top that are played like a hammered dulcimer. It looks like a medieval instrument of torture, and it scares me.

I could go on forever. So without further ado, let us begin our journey.

The seamy underbelly of humanity beckons:

And it has never sounded so glamorous.

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Music is what brought me here, but I do have other interests. I like ill-advised, low budget movies that shouldn't even be close to good, but are great, and cats too.

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Phylum of Alexandria
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February 26, 2024 8:25 am

I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a Bond movie beyond a scene or two, and almost never watch spy or detective movies, but ya gotta love that music.

Thanks for the playlist. Now editing figures and tables will seem so much more…dangerous…

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February 27, 2024 9:44 pm
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The last James Bond film I watched was the one in which Denise Richards played a nuclear physicist. Not to be sexist, Steven Segall was equally unconvincing as a biologist from the EPA in Fire Down Below.

I read your article, rollerboogie, and I was shocked to realize that I never watched Roger Moore as Bond in full. I chose The Spy Who Loved Me. That was a delightful two hours of cheesy fun. Barbara Bach looked amazing and made the most of her one facial expression. She’s a Russian agent who it would seem, secretly aspires to be a supermodel. Bach is largely missing in the last twenty minutes of the film. I suspect Moore didn’t want to be upstaged.

Also, great sight gag; the car emerging from the ocean, a homage to Jaws. And then there is Richard Kiel as Jaws, playing, I guess, a land shark.

The “James Bond Theme” never gets old.

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February 26, 2024 9:41 am

I love minor major 9 chords. They’re so wrong but right, and good for horror movies, too.

I’m in the office today and my employer blocks Spotify so I can’t even see the playlist. I’ll check it out later at home.

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February 26, 2024 10:27 am
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Ok, everyone:
Meetup at noon with V-dog’s HR department to discuss this travesty of an unreasonable firewall policy.

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February 26, 2024 10:55 am
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I’ll be wearing a rose in my buttonhole. I may be a bit late because I have to change into a shirt with a buttonhole.

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February 26, 2024 11:19 am

Paging : Potential Band Name Alert:

“Buttonhole Rose”

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February 26, 2024 11:38 am
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Added! Right after These Chicken Washers.

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February 27, 2024 12:36 pm
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I see one huge potential problem for any band who tries to use this name.

Let’s see if we can figure it out together.

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February 27, 2024 10:20 pm
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Probably close to what I thought was lovethisconcept’s original sentence before my double take.

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February 27, 2024 11:33 pm

{cough}

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February 28, 2024 5:37 pm
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A rose by any other name would smell… etc.

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February 26, 2024 11:36 am

Ah, yes, “Experiment in Terror.” Also known to generations of Chicago babies as the “Creature Features” theme from WGN’s classic horror-film anthology.

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February 26, 2024 11:42 am
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Just found on Spotify “Experiment in Terror — Twist,” which sounds like it could have been an alternate theme song for “The Munsters.”

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February 26, 2024 11:55 am

OK, look…I love this music as much as I love any music. At the end of high school I picked up a scratchy mono record of The Music from Peter Gunn. That album is perfect blend of jazz and orchestra. Terribly sophisticated lounge. A solid listen from beginning to end.

It cannot be overstated how many different artists cashed in on the spy music fad of the early 60s. Every single easy-listening type artist put out an album of that material. Goodwill store bargain bins are full of obscure albums of this stuff.

I grew up with an album of Roland Shaw’s covers of James Bond songs and I played it to death. I took it to my pre-school class at 4 years old to play for music time, but my teacher was unimpressed by the scantily clad ladies on the cover and wouldn’t play it. She didn’t know what she was missing.

Are they really mostly in minor keys? I feel like I am naturally am pushed away by minor keys (obviously I’m overgeneralizing here), but I’m trying to figure out when I am not. This may be a time.

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February 26, 2024 12:57 pm
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This is worth a conversation. Would you consider the theme to Peter Gunn to be minor? There’s minor thirds all over the place, but I feel like they’re all blue note accidentals. Sometimes I think bluesy songs are mistakenly categorized as minor, because of all of the minor thirds.

I say this in the most respectful way, of course…I know your musical training far exceeds mine. (I guess that’s why I’m bringing it up).

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February 26, 2024 11:56 am

Maybe it’s because I’m not familiar with a lot of these shows but after a while I started to get fatigued from all those imposing and sinister horns. Or maybe it’s a guilty conscience that they’re onto me and justice is about to be served.

Certainly the ones I know, like Pink Panther, Get Carter and Ipcress File are my favourites. They’re also the ones that felt to me like they were doing something a bit different. The one I didn’t know but really liked was the funky guitar in The Detective.

As well as Roy Budd’s soundtrack being so great, Get Carter has personal resonance due to the locations being so familiar to me from childhood. A lot of the filming took place near where my Grandma and Grandad lived. I was staying at my Grandma’s one night when I was in my mid teens and she was in her mid 70s when it came on TV. She loved the film cos it allowed her to reminisce and tell me about all the locations. Though she had no comments on the scene of Britt Ekland writhing around on the bed having phone sex with Michael Caine. If you think it’s embarrassing as a teenager watching a sex scene in the company of your parents then having your grandma in her rocking chair next to you takes it up a notch. I was much happier come the sight of the grim, industrial wasteland of a beach where Carter meets his end. Sorry, spoiler alert.

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February 26, 2024 12:02 pm

For a taste of how we did it over here. Here’s the theme tune to Belgian set detective show; Van Der Valk (though strangely they all spoke English!). Which somehow became a #1 in 1971
https://youtu.be/zvesdlGe-EI?feature=shared

Then there’s the not quite so imposing sound of police drama Z Cars that Everton Football club still run out to now. Doesn’t exactly strike fear into opponents;
https://youtu.be/rWflrCrwUSw?feature=shared

For something more dynamic and funked up its The Professionals (like our version of Starsky and Hutch but grittier)
https://youtu.be/SRiiXRj9_C8?feature=shared

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February 28, 2024 5:48 pm
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Co-sign on the Van Der Valk theme. As much as I heard it when I was younger, I’m shocked that it didn’t chart here in the US (aside from a #29 peak at Easy Listening).

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February 26, 2024 1:36 pm

I love this line, rollerboogie:
“I’ve ended a church song on that minor-major 9 chord many times when it felt right, even though it’s never in the music.”

Lately I have been subbing as the little-kids Sunday School piano player in our small church. I am not good. Many songs I just play the right hand, but they’re kinda desperate, so they’re happy to have me. But my point is, I love throwing polite little musical jokes in here and there where they make sense.

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February 26, 2024 2:44 pm
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I’ll go out on a limb and say that a singular right -handed and sincere effort is light years better than someone with a strong left hand, but who is just mailing it in with no thought about how they are contributing to the greater good.

1000 points for helping young people. Good on you.

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February 26, 2024 6:04 pm

Love this playlist! Might I suggest the original David Shire “The Taking of Pelham One Two Three” theme. (I suggest the whole soundtrack but I could not locate it on Spotify – I have a CD!)

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February 27, 2024 11:00 am

Gimme some beaded curtains, an exotic location, and a whiff of danger and I’m ready to go.

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February 27, 2024 12:40 pm

Not sure what it says about me that the very first song I thought of here was a pastiche rather than a genuine article, but the thing about pastiches is that when they’re good, they know exactly what they’re doing.

DARKNESS FALLS AND THE NIGHT’S BEGUN
THE RIVER OF LIGHT BURNS AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqzkWSz1Onk&pp=ygUebXIuIGRvd250b3duIHRoYXQgdGhpbmcgeW91IGRv

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February 27, 2024 1:45 pm

As much as I admire Peter Gunn, I think this may be even better by Henry Mancini. Nothing sounded as good on Sunday nights when I was a kid than this majestic yet somewhat eerie opening to the NBC Mystery Movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbCg5ZFxgDM

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